Suddenly Pasta Salad

26 Jul

I have such a problem with this. SUDDENLY pasta salad? Like, you were walking along one day and BAM pasta salad from the sky? I mean, I vaguely get their idea of alliteration kinda with the suddenly and the salad but but … pasta salad is not a sudden thing. Making pasta is a hot process, pasta salad is cold, there are many steps. Also, I don’t want SUDDEN food. Fast food is good enough because, presumably, I’ve been given a heads up about it at some point. But unexpected pasta salad is literally the last thing I could want under any circumstances. REALLY. I don’t need to be ambushed by food. It’s like, the spontaneous combustion of side dishes. And is pasta salad SO BAFFLING we need a box to help us? What’s in that box? Because it bet its pasta and a list of things they expect you to add. Useful. Like a baseball bat to the face WHABAM PASTA SALAD.

 

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2 Responses to “Suddenly Pasta Salad”

  1. pasta salad July 26, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    I think they were trying to make pasta salad as appetizing as hamburger helper…but why?

  2. Heather - Minimum Wage Hedonist July 30, 2011 at 8:37 pm #

    I know, right? That seems like a misguided goal.

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